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THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
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Why do I have followers I’m not funny and I can’t photoshop
- you know
- how you see people’s icons all the time
- and you start to think that that’s how they look
- and then they post a picture of themselves
- and you’re like
- “holy shit! you’re not andrew garfield!”
- and your world crashes down around you
People need to know I’m not a kid anymore. I’m still learning.
- me: *crying*
- friend: what's wrong?
- me:
- friend:
- me:
- friend:
- me: justin bieber is so perfect he isnt mine i dont know what to do anymore i cannot handle this nonsense it is too much its all i think about he teases me on a daily basis his looks are enough to make me cry his talents play with my heart and i just hate the kid
- friend:
